BRADY’S BEAT PIECE VS AROD’S SHE-MALE MUSCULAR TYPE Before the Patriots (bikini) waxed the winless Dolphins last Sunday, Tom Brady’s girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen, was snapped earlier in the week by photogs on South Beach. Photo from her shoreline show-off:

This is a woman who dates the most eligible bachelor in America and who makes $33M per year modeling? Yes, she has a body tighter than Frank McCourt’s post-op face. And she looms larger than most WNBA small forwards. But she makes Cameron Diaz look like Audrey Hepburn:

Since she’s a *supermodel* (read: hired by old bats and gay males), Brady gets a pass. Meanwhile, A-Rod gets savaged for his selection of she-male, muscular types because they happen to call the OG home.