President George W. Bush has to be loving these Olympic Games, because for the first time since the 1996 games in Atlanta, he’s not running for President, so he can actually take the time to enjoy them. While Barack Obama and John McCain are busy hitting the campaign trail, Dubya has been spending some time in Beijing taking in the spectacle of the games.
And by spectacle of the games, I obviously mean Misty May-Treanor’s ass.
Yes, it appears that President Bush met up with Misty May and her partner Kerri Walsh before the duo began their quest for Olympic gold to give them a pep talk. Or to feel them up, however you want to look at it.
From BRIGHT BLACK INTERNET:
I’d been sent a set of photos from the beach volleyball in Beijing - women in bikinis is always a good way to start the day so I opened it up to have a look at the photos.
As I scanned the pictures I see good ole George Dubya is at the event talking with the competitors from the USA team, Misty May Treanor & Kerri Walsh. Nice to know Dubya likes chicks in bikinis too.
What I, and probably the rest of you, want to know is: what exactly was George doing in this pic? Did he just finish slapping Misty’s backside, or was he preparing to unleash the fury on her tush? Maybe he thought she was hiding WMDs in there, who knows?
What I do know is that this picture did more to make me like the President than anything he’s done while in office over the last eight years. Even more than those economic stimulus rebate checks they sent out back in April. Of course, John McCain will probably lose Misty’s husband Matt Treanor’s vote over this, but it’s a small price to be paid for such a priceless picture.







7:14 pm on August 10th, 2008
He’s checking for wedgies of mass destruction.
1:39 pm on August 11th, 2008
“There’s oil in that ass, and I’m going to tap it!”
Dubya
2:39 am on August 12th, 2008
Well…actually, I have a screen shot of him slapping her right ABOVE her ass. The man is so stupid he doesn’t even know where a woman’s ass IS.