Friar Tebow: Denver Rookie Gets Haircut Hazing

Denver Broncos running back LenDale White delighted in reporting on Twitter today about the haircut he and his teammates gave to rookie Tim Tebow:

Tim Tebow Friar Tuck Hazing Haircut

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Nice to see hazing has gone non-denominational.

Tim Tebow Friar Tuck Hazing Haircut

(*approves*)

Halo or crown of thorns? Ask Broncos fans in about three years.

65 comments

  1. GravatarBetty Edwards
    5:26 pm on August 7th, 2010

    That’s ok, Timmy! It’ll grow back! Your name isn’t Samson and you won’t lose any of your strength! GO TEBOW!!

  2. GravatarSmarter Then Betty
    6:06 pm on August 7th, 2010

    SAMPSON YOU WHORE SAMPSON!

  3. GravatarBetty did Dallas
    6:11 pm on August 7th, 2010

    Is that not the crown of thorns that Jesus wore?

  4. GravatarMichael Hunt
    6:54 pm on August 7th, 2010

    Better this than the cocks the Jacksonville rookies had shaved into their heads.

  5. GravatarDerek
    7:17 pm on August 7th, 2010

    I JUST FOUND MY NEW HAIRCUT…. ALL HAIL KING WOBET!!!

  6. GravatarMichael Hawke
    9:09 pm on August 7th, 2010

    He’s putting lipstick on in this picture too.

  7. GravatarMmark
    9:21 pm on August 7th, 2010

    I wonder if any muslim players were hazed in similar fashion…..

  8. GravatarDrayus
    9:27 pm on August 7th, 2010

    It actually is just Samson… no ‘p’

  9. GravatarJesus Christ
    9:41 pm on August 7th, 2010

    Hi Tim,

    The Lord will lay hold on all your opponents including
    Alualu and help you look in triumph on all of them aswell. I am convinced that Bronco will win NFL championship this season amid your help.
    Be strong in the Lord, wait on Him, and take heart.

  10. GravatarMrGuy
    9:56 pm on August 7th, 2010

    Hazing? What’s hazing? Signed, Dez Bryant

  11. GravatarGayle
    10:09 pm on August 7th, 2010

    OMG, that’s a really UGLY haircut! Thank goodness it will grow out.

  12. GravatarMJM
    10:09 pm on August 7th, 2010

    Just good to see a world class rook “go with the flow”…Perfect exhibition of class, and respect!

  13. GravatarJOSH
    10:11 pm on August 7th, 2010

    THE WHITE BOY IS GAY

  14. GravatarRow6Seat8
    10:20 pm on August 7th, 2010

    For $9 million they can cut my hair off too!!

  15. GravatarCurrdog
    10:27 pm on August 7th, 2010

    Thats not a cut…its hairloss from Josh McDaniels playbook and the fact that Tebow is lost in it. System QB’s don’t go anywhere and neither will Tebow.

  16. GravatarKing Schlong
    10:31 pm on August 7th, 2010

    My 9 million I’d let them shave my balls

  17. Gravatarnike ninja
    10:51 pm on August 7th, 2010

    Couldn’t happen to a “nicer” guy. Tebow will fail in the NFL like every other QB to come out of the Gator program.

  18. GravatarGator Hater
    10:55 pm on August 7th, 2010

    Couldn’t happen to a “nicer” guy. Tebow will fail in the NFL like every other QB to come out of the Gator program.

  19. GravatarAnonymous
    11:47 pm on August 7th, 2010

    stop it! He is the greatest player to ever live. So shut up you cows

  20. GravatarCJ
    12:10 am on August 8th, 2010

    I’ve never seen so much hype for a third string qb…

  21. GravatarJacob Anthony
    12:16 am on August 8th, 2010

    Go Tebo! Forget all these haters! B/C They are all Haters! =] Now go wax your head. lol

  22. Gravatarjohnnyrayza
    12:54 am on August 8th, 2010

    go tebow

  23. GravatarJacob Anthony
    12:58 am on August 8th, 2010

    When Tim becomes the greatest Denver QB not names Elway all you idiots can tell me you made a mistake. Difference with Tebow over other system QB’s is they were dumb.

  24. Gravatarbig dog7401
    1:12 am on August 8th, 2010

    wait till someone get hurt, it should be stop

  25. GravatarJ.C Forrealss
    1:24 am on August 8th, 2010

    Tebow, I hate you.

    Signed Jesus.

    P.S. My dad thinks your gay. Not in the gay homosexual way. We love them just like anyone else. But in the gay, your a loser gay way. To all these guys talking about haters, they are virgins just like you.

  26. GravatarTony Marren
    1:26 am on August 8th, 2010

    I like many other Tebow supporters will be pleasantly surprised and definitely not stunned when he becomes an All Pro. Great men have endured abuse from little minded people.Tebow will join the cadre of exceptional pro athelete-leaders because he is not afraid to do what is needed to win.

  27. GravatarTricked By The Gods
    2:24 am on August 8th, 2010

    Tebow an allpro! Bah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

    He will get tired of riding the pine as a third stringer behind the equally talentless Orton and Brady and will retire, move to South America to save some heathens in the jungles.

  28. GravatarSadGroupodIdiots
    2:39 am on August 8th, 2010

    you all are a sad group of people…. Pro-athleticism failed a long ass time ago. Payed millions of dollars to lay down and get get hurt and cry about it like kurt? Oh **** my finger!!! i cant play for the rest of the season but i still need my 36million dollars to live!

  29. Gravatarleftyrh
    4:40 am on August 8th, 2010

    all the envy you guys must have to comment like the underclass you are. If you had even half the talent he has and were picked I bet you would let them do anything as part of the “Hazing”. I bet none of you were in the Navy and passed the Equator - that was hazing without the money lol

    leftyrh

  30. GravatarRATHOLE
    5:14 am on August 8th, 2010

    TEBOW IS A MOMAS BABY AND WILL BE A WORSE QB THAN RAYN LEAIF…………………..

  31. GravatarSteveNeal
    6:42 am on August 8th, 2010

    Tim Tebow loves Jesus. Can the rest of us say the same?

  32. Gravatarbillostr
    6:46 am on August 8th, 2010

    tebow wants to be the best Q/B ever he will be the future of the Broncos,just like elway, wait and see all you Gater haters that don’t have a clue of whats going on in Denver.signed by Denver football fan, GO BRONCOS. you will be eating your words….

  33. GravatarPastor Brian
    6:54 am on August 8th, 2010

    The world will hate you, but remember it hated Me first. Tebow is a real man who knows who he is and what he stands for. This world needs more loke him. To all the haters writing the meaningless words I’ve just read: I bet you either do or will someday wish your children turned out as good as Tim.

    Tebow, I’m proud of you!

  34. GravatarPastor Brian
    6:55 am on August 8th, 2010

    The world will hate you, but remember it hated Me first. Tebow is a real man who knows who he is and what he stands for. This world needs more like him. To all the haters writing the meaningless words I’ve just read: I bet you either do or will someday wish your children turned out as good as Tim.

    Tebow, I’m proud of you!

  35. GravatarBarry TT
    7:04 am on August 8th, 2010

    For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. John 3:16

    This is for those who have never read what those numbers truly mean on the signs at sporting events or wherever they are written.

    Trust Him today.

  36. GravatarBarry TT
    7:09 am on August 8th, 2010

    Jesus still loves you.

  37. GravatarJ.C Forrealss
    7:09 am on August 8th, 2010

    All you guys are gayyyyy.

    J.H Christ.

    Losers…

  38. GravatarKaren
    7:13 am on August 8th, 2010

    So like… what’s WRONG with you people?? Why so much hostility?! Sheesh.

  39. GravatarG8r's_R_Gr8
    7:36 am on August 8th, 2010

    Look at it this way either Tim will rise to the top as an NFL QB, or he will be the first QB \ TE.

    In any event he is still a humble servant to his God.

    H8r’s R sad little children with emotional problems!

  40. GravatarJeff
    8:07 am on August 8th, 2010

    Dear Lord,

    Forgive these haters. They are fools. Also Lord, for the haters that cannot spell, please bless them, especially the one guy that could not spell Ryan leaf. Lord, we thank you for this forum and the opportunity to post this.

  41. Gravatarmark
    8:15 am on August 8th, 2010

    Oh — Give Tebow Space…..all yall are looking to give him the world, as you report….a story. You can’t wait til he fails. I was never a Florida fan and trying to fit in her in Panama City but as soon as he fails…..well that is your job. Give him space. Since you don’t report (expose) on Obama’s true intentions for this fine country. Oh by the way I’m speaking for about 80% of the nation. Oh Rah, retired military.

  42. GravatarAnonymous
    8:33 am on August 8th, 2010

    how about we leave religion out of sports? It’s a game. Come on.. Separate the two..pleeeeez…

  43. Gravatarbamamom
    8:44 am on August 8th, 2010

    Man that is a CRAZY haircut! I laughed SO HARD! Poor lil timmy, they should have put a bible verse on the top of his noggin too ……….lol PRICELESS!

    But I give him props, at least he was MAN enough to take it, hell his hair will grow back and he will have his teammates respect ………unlike Dez Bryant, the lil weezel refused to carry his elder teammate’s pads, sure do hope the vets make him pay …….

  44. GravatarRudy
    8:45 am on August 8th, 2010

    WELCOME TO THE “BIG SHOW”, T. That cut really does look good on you (hee, hee, hee). If you stop and think about it (and you’d better not stop TOO long), that cut is nothing, compared to the cut your opponents will be giving you, if you don’t find yourself some good supporting back-up.

  45. GravatarMike
    8:52 am on August 8th, 2010

    I wish Tim the best of luck and admire his faith. The problem is that his overall skills probably don’t equal a top 10 QB in the NFL. I have no problems with his faith however I don’t think that the Lord takes the time to steer passes to wide receivers on Sunday afternoon.

  46. GravatarZach
    9:24 am on August 8th, 2010

    i am in no way a tebow or gator fan, i even went to his rival highschool, but some earlier post is right, the difference between Tebow and lets say, Grossman (stupid ball licker) is that grossman was retarded and tebow does have brains… He has a really good chance in the NFL, i doubt he will see a supoer bowl for a few seasons, but i dont think he will end up like other gator Quarterbacks… hes just to damn gifted

  47. Gravataranikitty
    9:59 am on August 8th, 2010

    Dear Lord–please help Tebow’s supporters learn to spell too. While you’re at it, teach them the difference between “you”, “your”, and “you’re” as well as “to”, “too”, and “two”.

    As for Tebow, I hope he does well in Denver and doesn’t try to convert the unwashed masses. Only time will tell.

  48. GravatarPhil
    10:02 am on August 8th, 2010

    It’s pretty bad when grown men who make millions of dollars have to act like stupid little kids. Dumbass haircuts…. shaving cream pies in the face…. these guys should start acting like adults. I like to laugh and joke around as much as anyone, but not at the expense of others. It serves no purpose other than to make everyone involved looked like complete morons. Grow up millionaires. You lucked into being born with the physical talents to make money the rest of us can only dream of. Start acting like 27 years olds instead of 13 year olds.

  49. GravatarChris
    10:10 am on August 8th, 2010

    @Phil:

    Spoken like a bitter man who never made it himself…..

  50. GravatarAdam
    10:16 am on August 8th, 2010

    This is a multi-billion dollar business and the “pro” athletes are acting like they are still in High School. This behavior is frowned upon in all levels of play yet the NFL acts like this is nothing more than simple games. To the players, grow up and be the men the kids look up to rather than the boys you are.

  51. GravatarNC Buckeye
    10:46 am on August 8th, 2010

    Unlike Dez the dope, Tebow is going with the flow like any other rookie. Even without the contract, Tebow has my admiration for his beliefs. I was not a Bronco fan before Tebow, and still am not, but I will give them a look now. Cass is in the man, and that won’t change weather he makes it or not.

  52. GravatarAnonymous
    10:50 am on August 8th, 2010

    so WHAT

  53. GravatarST. AUGUSTINE
    10:52 am on August 8th, 2010

    sO WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  54. Gravatargeorge
    10:59 am on August 8th, 2010

    I just find it funny that LenDale White is hazing rooks, when he cant even land on a roster himself!

    Tenn trades him to Carrol in SEA, and Carrol cuts his ass in a week.

    Friar Tebow will certainly outlast White in the NFL

  55. GravatarMark
    11:14 am on August 8th, 2010

    Surprised he didnt ask for a “John 3:16″ inscription on the side.

  56. GravatarAnonymous
    11:16 am on August 8th, 2010

    tebow will greater than peyton manning he will win more super bowls and mvps than any other qb to play the sport of pro football so all u lil sh$t heads need to grow the f@ck up

  57. GravatarPhotojan
    12:09 pm on August 8th, 2010

    Jesus does not hate Tim. He loves all of us. He died a horrible death for all our sins. BUT he rose on the third day to defeat sin and death. Tebow may rise to greatness in the NFL or he may not. Tebow knows he has eternal life in heaven. That is true greatness.

  58. Gravataralex"s nana
    12:12 pm on August 8th, 2010

    row6seat8,gay means happy and you are probably right he is happy to serve our lord.

  59. GravatarSassygrma12+3
    5:06 pm on August 8th, 2010

    Haircut makes him look sexy-ier. My opinion is, I would rather see him as a teacher,or a coach. He is a great example of a man,who will inspire Children and young adults at least they can look up to him.He does set a good example for young people. He just does not have the rough “killer instinct”.Blam-I hope he does well and creates a great career ahead of him. GO BRONCO’s

  60. GravatarRonMonJr
    5:30 pm on August 8th, 2010

    First of all I’m not a Gator or Tebow fan, but you gotta admit his work ethic is incredible. Will he succeed? That remains to be seen but never bet against anyone that refuses to fail.

  61. GravatarAnonymous
    12:39 pm on August 9th, 2010

    lookin’ good Tebow! haha. Y’all are putting too much into this, it’s just hazing, the kid went along with it, good for him, now lets give it a rest and see how he plays alright? sheesh

  62. GravatarClassless
    2:49 pm on August 9th, 2010

    Can LeDale White even comment on other players? He’s been cut 3 times already.

  63. Gravatarmermaid627
    8:10 am on August 10th, 2010

    Tebow is the all time greatest college QB, he could die his hair orange (and blue) and he’d still be the greatest.

    Haters of world unite, b/c you just make the Gator Nation great

    Chomp Chomp

  64. GravatarFLA
    7:28 am on August 11th, 2010

    TEBOW IS A GREAT FOOTBALL PLAYER . SO ALL YOU GATOR HATER’S AND TEBOW HATER’S, YOU NEED TO SET BACK AND SEE FOR YOUR SELF, HOW REAL HE REALLY IS. OR ARE YOU A SCARED OF THE WORD OF GOD THAT HE SPEAKS ?

  65. Gravatarlakota001
    9:57 am on August 11th, 2010

    Wonder how this will affect his endorsements and will he like it enuff to keep it?