The biggest celebrity gossip story the past month in India and Pakistan - besides Bollywood - is the marriage of Indian pro women’s tennis player Sania Mirza and Pakistani cricket star Shoaib Malik.
(Thank god Sandy Bullock didn’t go through with this!)
Mirza’s decision to marry a Pakistani incurred some typical, hyperbolic protesting among India’s political radicals, some of whom burned her in effigy the past couple weeks. (A regular occurrence in India, she was the effigy du jour.)
Much more fun was Malik’s apparent, albeit temporary, legal entanglement because of a previous arranged marriage gone wrong. Malik reportedly married a woman over the phone who he thought he’d seen in photographs.
But Malik recently claimed that when he met her, she wasn’t the same person in the pictures he had been provided by the family. Thus, Malik claimed the marriage was fraudulent and that he was free to marry Mirza without delay. (Where’s Glorida Allred when you need her?)

Saturday through Monday the wedding took place.
The ceremony included Mirza getting decorative, temporary henna tattoos completely covering both arms. As part of the nuptials, Malik also paid Mirza 6.1 million Indian rupees ($136,682).

Mirza and Malik plan to live together in Dubai (Middle East’s Vegas - no taxes) and continue their pro careers representing their respective countries. There has been some minor groundswell in India to strip Mirza of her right to represent India in international competition, but that sentiment is a small minority - though the Indian tabloids would have you believe otherwise.
Tabloids exaggerating? Can you imagine?








10:27 am on April 14th, 2010
they are henna tattoos, they arent permanent
10:46 am on April 14th, 2010
James - Brooks mentions that in his post.
11:45 am on April 14th, 2010
The those titays are permanent
12:20 pm on April 14th, 2010
Kinda stupid to call henna “tattoo’s”, though, and to draw attention to that fact in the subject heading. It’s just a tradition. It’d be like saying of an American, “Famous tennis player weds, gets pretty dress”
12:21 pm on April 14th, 2010
err, tattoos, not tattoo’s
12:37 pm on April 14th, 2010
Who cares about the tatoos, great jugs guys, come on
12:46 pm on April 14th, 2010
The Katy Perry of womens tennis. Ugly face, minimal talent, perfect breasts.
7:12 am on April 15th, 2010
Great tits, too bad hubby is a suicide bomber…
9:51 am on April 15th, 2010
I would love to go page by page of the Kama Sutra with her. She got some tig ol’ bitties.
11:37 am on April 15th, 2010
She should be a SbB irl Brook. And oh BTW how about bring them back on here so we can have some class I mean ass.
3:30 pm on April 15th, 2010
Tattoos aren’t the only thing that’s HUGE on her.
4:07 pm on April 15th, 2010
I bet dem nipplets are “hot fudge” brown son
5:01 am on April 16th, 2010
Crongratulation guys! Those who cannot get great stuff will give stupid comments! Grow up people!!!
10:11 am on April 22nd, 2010
nice tits
9:06 am on December 28th, 2010
Those fun bags alone are worth the price of admission. Nice.