Female Tennis Player Weds, Gets Huge Tattoos

The biggest celebrity gossip story the past month in India and Pakistan - besides Bollywood - is the marriage of Indian pro women’s tennis player Sania Mirza and Pakistani cricket star Shoaib Malik.

Tennis Player Sania Mirza Henna Tattoos For Marriage To Shoaib Malik

(Thank god Sandy Bullock didn’t go through with this!)

Mirza’s decision to marry a Pakistani incurred some typical, hyperbolic protesting among India’s political radicals, some of whom burned her in effigy the past couple weeks. (A regular occurrence in India, she was the effigy du jour.)

Sania Mirza Marriage To Shoaib Malik Photo

Much more fun was Malik’s apparent, albeit temporary, legal entanglement because of a previous arranged marriage gone wrong. Malik reportedly married a woman over the phone who he thought he’d seen in photographs.

But Malik recently claimed that when he met her, she wasn’t the same person in the pictures he had been provided by the family. Thus, Malik claimed the marriage was fraudulent and that he was free to marry Mirza without delay. (Where’s Glorida Allred when you need her?)

Sania Mirza Im Cute No Shit

Saturday through Monday the wedding took place.

The ceremony included Mirza getting decorative, temporary henna tattoos completely covering both arms. As part of the nuptials, Malik also paid Mirza 6.1 million Indian rupees ($136,682).

Sania Mirza Photos

Mirza and Malik plan to live together in Dubai (Middle East’s Vegas - no taxes) and continue their pro careers representing their respective countries. There has been some minor groundswell in India to strip Mirza of her right to represent India in international competition, but that sentiment is a small minority - though the Indian tabloids would have you believe otherwise.

Tabloids exaggerating? Can you imagine?

15 comments

  1. GravatarJames
    10:27 am on April 14th, 2010

    they are henna tattoos, they arent permanent

  2. GravatarJohn
    10:46 am on April 14th, 2010

    James - Brooks mentions that in his post.

  3. GravatarAnonymous
    11:45 am on April 14th, 2010

    The those titays are permanent

  4. GravatarBrad
    12:20 pm on April 14th, 2010

    Kinda stupid to call henna “tattoo’s”, though, and to draw attention to that fact in the subject heading. It’s just a tradition. It’d be like saying of an American, “Famous tennis player weds, gets pretty dress”

  5. GravatarBrad
    12:21 pm on April 14th, 2010

    err, tattoos, not tattoo’s

  6. Gravatarsmokehouse69
    12:37 pm on April 14th, 2010

    Who cares about the tatoos, great jugs guys, come on

  7. GravatarJeremy
    12:46 pm on April 14th, 2010

    The Katy Perry of womens tennis. Ugly face, minimal talent, perfect breasts.

  8. GravatarSluggo
    7:12 am on April 15th, 2010

    Great tits, too bad hubby is a suicide bomber…

  9. GravatarThe Sneaker
    9:51 am on April 15th, 2010

    I would love to go page by page of the Kama Sutra with her. She got some tig ol’ bitties.

  10. Gravatarbud
    11:37 am on April 15th, 2010

    She should be a SbB irl Brook. And oh BTW how about bring them back on here so we can have some class I mean ass.

  11. GravatarPimpJuice
    3:30 pm on April 15th, 2010

    Tattoos aren’t the only thing that’s HUGE on her.

  12. GravatarLizzard
    4:07 pm on April 15th, 2010

    I bet dem nipplets are “hot fudge” brown son

  13. GravatarViewer1001
    5:01 am on April 16th, 2010

    Crongratulation guys! Those who cannot get great stuff will give stupid comments! Grow up people!!!

  14. Gravatarwtf?
    10:11 am on April 22nd, 2010

    nice tits

  15. GravatarGypsyKing
    9:06 am on December 28th, 2010

    Those fun bags alone are worth the price of admission. Nice.