Last night’s Phillies-Rockies game featured a female streaker, who sadly only felt the need to remove her shirt (or was it a jacket?) as she pranced past security.
The appearance proved two things:
Phillies management might consider limiting their highly-trained, well-compensated Citizens Bank Park security detail to less than six hot dogs per nine innings.*
And it’s obvious that the one area that Europe has us beat in the pro sports genre is female streakers (video after jump slightly NSFW):
* ROCKIES management might consider limiting their highly-trained, well-compensated COORS FIELD security detail to less than six MICROBREWS per nine innings