12:32 PM The London Times has a piece on an Australian golf course reputed to be 850 miles long. If you can figure out what the hell is going on, get back to me.
12:19 PM This is why Phil Fulmer won't be coaching anytime soon: "I'm not going to put myself and my family in a position where I'm going to a place that is a stepping-stone. I'm looking for a place that has some history. If I have to sit or not coach that's kind of the way it's going to be I guess." *muffled laughter*
12:03 PM The Associated Press reports Sammy Sosa owes some dude in the Dominican $200,000. Guy claims Sosa owes him $200,000 for house sale commission, $43,000 for a watch and "$10,000 for getting Reggaeton singer Don Omar to perform at Sosa's 41st birthday party." That's about right.