Handy SbB Post #11413 Guide:
1) SbB got the story about Heather Cox wrong, so chalk up that we’re now officially 999,999 wrong stories behind esteemed ESPN reporters (but who’s keeping score anyway?).
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2) Go here to see what ESPN reporter Heather Cox looks like (don’t bother).
3) Enjoy the pics of another Heather Cox below, while blissfully ignoring our mistake.
(And to all miserable, mid-market morning shows who rip off SbB material (hello Tulsa!) without attribution, my sincerest apologies)
JUCO + REALITY SHOW CAMEO = ESPN REPORTER! For those of you sharpening and honing your broadcasting skills in college and suffering anonymonity in small markets to someday land a gig with The World Wide Leader, you can take heart in current ESPN sideline reporter Heather Cox.
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Cox’s hiring by ESPN means the job requirements of a football and basketball reporter for the finest sports media organization in the world are now two years of community college in rural North Carolina and achieving American Idol also-ran status.
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Just to be safe, you might also throw in obsessive overuse of Crest White Strips and bolt-on breasts.
