NO HILTON SHACK-UP FOR AVERY AFTER CUTHBERT SPLIT: OK! MAGAZINE reports that Elisha Cuthbert has finally dumped video music award attendee and fake-tough New York Ranger winger Sean Avery, but the selfish loudmouth doesn’t seem to be to broken up about it.

Excerpt: “Don’t feel bad for Sean, who didn’t appear to be brokenhearted about the breakup when he was spotted hitting on Elisha’s good friend Paris Hilton at the LG House in Malibu on Aug. 26.

“A partygoer tells OK!, ‘When you asked Sean where Elisha was he shrugged his shoulders and said they had broken up.’ But for all his attempts at wooing the recent jailbird, Sean was not able to convince Paris to leave with him, saying she wouldn’t do that to Elisha and walked away.“Avery can’t close Paris? Sounds like his finishing skills around the net at the Nassau Coliseum.

Then again, maybe this has something to do with him being unable to beat Paris five-hole.