GAUDI SADLY OVERLOOKED BY NBERS EVERY DAMN TIME: The AKRON BEACON-JOURNAL blindsides us with the news that a NBAer is getting a tattoo. (*fiddles tie in disbelief*)
This time it’s Drew Gooden of the Cavs: “Gooden will soon be unveiling the giant new tattoo on his left arm and shoulder. It’s the first new ink Gooden’s had since he was 15 and he’s been thinking for years about it. It features a green Salvador Dali-style melting clock with the time set at 11:11 for good luck.
“There’s also a full Bible passage about the meaning of candles, which are melting the clock on his arm. There’s also an image of St. Michael, known as a guardian angel. It took 27 hours for Gooden to get the tattoo and he’s been covering it up during games and practices to protect it.”
The unveiling should huge. But not as big as the full-body Redd Foxx tribute tattoo we currently have being carved out on us on the Venice Boardwalk.