SLOVAK STUNNER GETS FIRM GRIP ON PHALLIC FIRST PRIZE: Women’s sports are spotlighted today, courtesy Daniela Hantuchova’s clutch victory at the WTA’s Pacific Life Open.

Thanks to the tournament trophy, we now have a women’s tennis companion to golfer Cristie Kerr’s infamous, profound admiration of the stalked spoils of a LPGA victory:

But unlike Kerr, thanks to her statuesque beauty, Hantuchova’s grip on the hardware does a might more to get the blood flowing than Kerr’s congratulatory kiss: