DAN MARIN0 + SEX SLAVES + DEION’S AGENT = FILM NOIR: So I was googling around and just for fun typed in “Dan Marino” and “sexual slavery” - and look what came up!:

“Dan Marino and his agent, Ralph Stringer, are executive producers of the movie, which focuses on sexual slavery.”

The “movie” is called “Shanghai Hotel” and “tells the story of a young woman, played by Eugenia Yuan (Memoirs of a Geisha), who flees China for a new life in America. But, in a story too often featured on front pages, she finds those who helped her into the country have sold her into prostitution.”

The film sets up as a must-see, considering the writer/producer of the movie is Jerry Davis, who it turns out is “a former sports marketing agent for NFL star Deion Sanders” and old friend of Stringer. Davis, as you might expect, has limited film credits. Make that credit.

Marino was brought in to raise funds, but in all reality probably has more on-the-set experience (cameos in Ace Ventura and Little Nicky) than the filmmaker himself: “I was in Ace Ventura and I thought maybe I could have helped out in casting and a lot of other stuff because of my experience in that movie, but basically they didn’t want me involved.”

Maybe if Marino had had experience setting up player appearances at Sport Chalet they might’ve considered his input.

Well at least that leaves ol’ #13 more time for the important stuff, like keeping those Atomic Wing Sauce bottles topped-off at Marino’s restaurant at the Hooters Casino in Vegas.