Can A Nation Endure Chad Ochocinco’s Pink-Out?

Ah, they’re horrible! Look away!

Chad Ochocinco and his shoes

Like he was on some twisted episode of “Sex And The City,” Chad Ochocinco has spent all day today on Twitter assembling his pink ensemble for Sunday’s game at Cleveland. Above are his cleats. The NFL declared October Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and is allowing players to wear pink accessories; which for Ochco is like telling Elton John to “camp it up a bit.” Oh, you will regret this decision, NFL.

Ocho has been busy all day on Twitter trying to find pink stuff. The result on Sunday should be fabulous: Combined with the Bengals uniforms, it will be like Walt Disney threw up. Please do not adjust the color on your television. - Wristbands

And so it went. One thing Ocho seems to be forgetting, however: