Bucs Ink Indians Who’ve Never Been To Cleveland

The wait is finally over. Our favorite Indian pitching hopefuls, Rinku Singh and Dinesh Patel — who we have followed throughout their journey to America — have been signed to a minor league contract by the Pittsburgh Pirates. Makes sense. Nothing else works for the Bucs, so why not trot out a couple of guys who didn’t know what Denny’s was until two weeks ago?

Rinku and Dinesh, the Indian pitchers

(The guy in the middle is probably getting signed by the Mariners)

But not so fast. The news of the signings came from YAHOO! JAPAN, and was written in, you know, Japanese. So it’s not entirely clear if they have actually signed on the dotted lines. The Pirates have not announced anything official, and Pirates GM Neal Huntington is being a bit elusive about what exactly is going on. Either the deal isn’t done, or the Bucs are wary of becoming a punchline for signing the dynamic duo.

We got the news from WALKOFF WALK, which immediately takes the punchline route:

With the sorry state of that franchise, Rinku and Dinesh are automatically the most talented pitching prospects in the entire organization.

They got the story from a Japanese baseball blog called NPB TRACKER, which cited the YAHOO! JAPAN report. But when MLB.COM’s Jenifer Langosch got in touch with the Pirate organization, there was no confirmation that anything is actually done:

When asked about the validity of this report, Pirates general manager Neal Huntington said that he was unable to confirm the signings. Huntington did, though, confirm the team’s interest in both.

“We have seen the pitchers and are very interested in signing them,” Huntington said.

Dinesh and Rinku actually impressed scouts with their tryout a couple of weeks ago, and it would likely be a huge financial windfall for them (relatively speaking) even if they only caught on with a low-A affiliate. There’s no news of their signing on the Million Dollar Arm site, nor on the players’ blog, which hasn’t been updated since Friday.

Speaking of the blog, one of my favorite things is to check in on their reaction to American films. We reported earlier that Wanted has replaced Bad Boys as their favorite film, but it appears as if Rock N Rolla isn’t going to be getting any awards from the boys:

We then went to a movie that was very bad called Rock and Rolla.  it was supposed to be big action, but it was no action at all.  At least the seats were very comfortable and the theater was very clean.

We’ll be tracking this story as it develops. I hear they’ve got Stealth at the top of their Netflix queue. Oh, and I guess we’ll also be tracking whether or not they get signed to a contract too.

9 comments

  1. GravatarAbe Froman
    6:25 pm on November 24th, 2008

    Even these Indian pitchers, who probably don't even know what Cracker Jack is, know enough that Guy Ritchie is an overrated hack.

  2. GravatarAgent Zero Tolerance
    6:39 pm on November 24th, 2008

    That photo confuses me. What kind of Indians are we talking about?

  3. GravatarChicago Bullwinkle
    8:58 pm on November 24th, 2008

    Pirates sign Indians? How … about that!

  4. GravatarJoePa Life Alert Bracelet
    9:32 pm on November 24th, 2008

    Does this mean Primanti Bros. will start selling curry-flavored sandwiches?

  5. GravatarJim S.
    8:13 am on November 25th, 2008

    Yinz will all be laughing at the Tandoori Slider.

  6. GravatarBrew Crew News
    9:31 am on November 25th, 2008

    I was pretty surprised when I read the news this morning. However, I think it is the right time to test other markets. The two have never played baseball, yet they have hard throwing arms. Don't they play cricket in India? I believe it is the National sport and it is similar to baseball. As the sport grows we need to continually look at other markets. For example, there is a 16-year old girl in China who is starting to get attention. The Bucs have been a bad team for years and this might be a PR boost to get some attention to the club.

  7. Gravatarjason
    11:50 am on November 25th, 2008

    Brew Crew:

    If a Japanese team can sign a 16-year-old schoolgirl, why not have the Pirates sign a pair of Indian hurlers?

    http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/16-year-old-schoolgirl-signed-by-japanese-ballclub-20946

  8. GravatarBrooks
    1:07 pm on November 25th, 2008

    Caption is hilarious!

  9. GravatarDesert Rat
    5:46 pm on November 25th, 2008

    The Village People lives!

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