QUIET RIOT - BUCKS FANS DEMONSTRATE FINAL FOUR FATE: Now here’s a scene I never thought I’d see: A Michigan fan helping Ohio State dorm rats prepare for the Buckeyes’ big Final Four free-for-all:

Thanks to generosity of that Wolverine, now OSU fans understand that they can continue on their tradition of trashing their own town of Columbus with only a ruptured spleen as possible police punishment.