Broncos WR Marshall Assaults Helpless Television

People have been complaining for years about how television has ruined pro football, and now Denver Broncos WR Brandon Marshall might agree.

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Marshall had to get stitches in his arm after falling into a television. Unfortunately, Mike Shanahan called timeout before the loss of balance began, so now Marshall has to fall through the TV again.

From DENVERPOST.COM:

A Broncos source who spoke to Marshall said there was no altercation and that the injury was the result of an accident. The NFL Network reported Marshall was gashed after falling into a TV set.

Oh, well if that’s what the NFL Network reported, then that’s obviously what happened, right?

A year ago, Marshall was arrested on charges of false imprisonment and domestic violence following a disturbance with his girlfriend…In October, Marshall was arrested with the charge of driving under the influence of alcohol. He pleaded not guilty to the charge and the case is still pending.

I see…Well, maybe the TV had it coming, then. You know how TVs love to talk trash. Especially the new HDs. They think they’re somebody…