LUKE FEEDING BRITNEY BOUNCE PASS FOURS YEARS LATE? BANG Showbiz is reporting that “Britney Spears is dating a 6-foot 8-inch basketball star. The 25-year-old singer has reportedly fallen for Los Angeles Lakers player Luke Walton and has been showing her support courtside.

“Britney screamed Luke’s name with the rest of his fans during the game against the Phoenix Suns on Sunday.”

Thanks to Walton’s superior basketball instincts (which will land him a big contract after this season), his supposed four-years-too-late back pass to the overweight, mentally ill former pop princess is a little hard to swallow.

That is, until you count the company his Dad keeps.