• DEADSPIN’s Will Leitch is slowly but surely conquering the MSM one publication at a time.

His latest victory - PENTHOUSE:

Does the issue include a Will pictorial?

• THE LOVE OF SPORTS shares a classic tender(izing) moment between old-school hockey hitmen Tiger Williams & Dave “The Hammer” Schultz.

• RIVALFISH suggests Lou Holtz head back to the orthodontist’s.

• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY spells out a winner (as seen at TIGER DROPPINGS):

• MAXIM.COM learns a lot of lessons from Lennox Lewis.

• RUMORS AND RANTS lists other tidbits Kelly Tilghman could have muttered in place of her Tiger Woods remark.

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT puts their best foot forward in trying to describe the new Michael Jordan shoe:

• THE GHOSTS OF WAYNE FONTES writes a heartfelt letter to former Piston Ben Wallace, and saves 41 cents by posting it instead of mailing it.

• THE PIG PEN’S long search is over, as they finally find a widget featuring Michael Doleac.

• HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS finds fun video of the Fresh Prince himself, Will Smith, taking it to Isiah Thomas:

• THE LAZY EYE OF STUART SCOTT passes the buck to Frank Deford, who wants college athletes to be paid.

• LARRY BROWN SPORTS is glad to see the college football season finally put to rest.