• DEADSPIN shares disturbing word that there might be a Bill Belichick sex tape floating around. The goggles, they would do nothing!

• MERKIN SPORTS can’t wait to dine at Brett Hull & Mike Modano’s new restaurant. Haven’t the Dallas duo learned anything from Dwyane Wade?

• Speaking of the Heat star, WIZARDS INSIDER learns that D-Wade is afraid of Beijing barbers.

• Meanwhile, WITH LEATHER learns what the other Olympic b-ballers are called in Chinese.

• PLAYING THE FIELD splashes up news that Nike will allow some of its sponsored Olympic swimmers to sport Speedos.

• SIGNAL TO NOISE discovers that Dubya’s former press secretary Ari Fleischer is now spreading the bull on behalf of the 49ers.

• JOE SPORTS FAN helps Tyson Gay put together his MySpace page.

• WOMEN’S TENNIS BLOG tells us that a sore shoulder may keep Maria Sharapova from competing in the US Open & Olympics.