• DEADSPIN discovers the Army doing an about face, as Detroit Lions pick & West Point grad Caleb Campbell won’t get to play pro football, after all.

• A former Miami Hurricane in trouble with the law? No way! But the ST. PETERSBURG TIMES says such is the case of ex-QB Kenny Kelly.

• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY doesn’t feel so fresh, as an Eastern Kentucky football player was caught stealing feminine hygiene products from a Wal-Mart.

• YOU BEEN BLINDED tunes in to learn that women’s Olympic sports are too hot for Iranian television.

• FOOD COURT LUNCH takes a gamble with their predictions of who’s going to perform in this year’s Super Bowl Halftime Show.

• Sports anchor Vic Lombardi of CBS 4 DENVER learns why the roof of a TV station isn’t the best place to be hitting golf balls.

• JOE SPORTS FAN is suffering from double vision, as they spot one baseball fan wearing two pairs of sports goggles.

• You want college football previews without the paper cuts? WAR BLOG EAGLE has you covered & then some.

• THE BIRMINGHAM NEWS cashes in word that Alabama & Clemson will both be getting almost $2 million each for their season-opening showdown.