BILL ROMANOWSKI WANTS TO FILL YOU WITH POWDER: CNBC’s Darren Rovell reports Bill Romanowski is launching his own nutrition company called Nutrition 53.

And Rovell, like all of us, has this predictable reaction: “Sure the guy was legendary for taking tons of vitamins, minerals, amino acids, enzymes - you name it. But the dude admitted to using human growth hormone.”

Since I’ve always wanted to be a stark, raving human chemistry set, here’s hoping that Romo’s front for trafficking performance enhancing drugs nutrition company will soon launch a line of injectables quality nutritional supplements that target the average Joe like you and me!