I don’t want to say anything that might come across as sexist, but women who can kick your ass are kind of hot. If they’re famous American gold medal gymnasts, that doesn’t really hurt matters either.
Which means, as my boy TYLER DURDEN points out, Alicia Sacramone is pretty freaking foxy right about now. (Simmer down. She’s well over 18.) “But,” you might be asking, “what does kicking butt have to do with gymnastics?” Perhaps you forgot the YouTube-recorded haymaker she laid on some dude at a Brown University party last year. Rowwrrrr.
(Video after the jump.)
As the unflappably-correct Wiki points out, she has won at every level since becoming a professional athlete and last night, naturally, she picked up silver for America. In that spirit, let’s look at some pictures that made my co-workers glare. (”WHAT? I’M PATRIOTIC!”)