Well, now Giants fans know who to blame for Barry Zito’s career implosion. According to THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER, Alyssa Milano’s new tell all, “Safe-at-Home”, drops all the details from her past flings with star pitchers Carl Pavano, Zito and Brad Penny, even dropping the fact that Penny made her wear his jersey to bed.
(Two thirds of the Milano bad luck club, as compiled by SI.com)
It’s the latest step in a trave-sham-ockery of a career for Milano, who’s gone from classic crap TV (Who’s the Boss?) to modern crap TV (Charmed) to baseball clothing. It’s only too appropriate that the outlet to break the story has such high standards of integrity that it thinks Barry Zito’s first name is Brad. At each step of the way, she’s gone to lengths to have very public relationships with high profile pitchers, each of which has immediately gone into the tank after they broke up with Milano.
So who’s up next for Milano? No pitchers, according to the actress. She claims to have sworn off baseball players forever, which will probably last about as long as she stays away from a FOX or ESPN camera at a game this year. So, count on a new Milano relationship with an up and coming pitcher — Cliff Lee maybe? — before May.
1:47 pm on March 29th, 2009
Since I'm now reading the book, I can tell you that the book says Penny had Milano put his jersey on … when she took batting practice at Dodger Stadium. Nothing in the book about what happened in the bedroom.
I would say the book offers very few details about these relationships.
1:52 pm on March 29th, 2009
I'm guessing that since Milano maintains a formal marketing arrangement with MLB (via her clothing line), she wouldn't want todo anything to jeopardize that.
3:46 pm on March 29th, 2009
I like how in the first paragraph, the story talks of her "failed flings with more than one baseball slugger."
Um, all three are pitchers, you morons at the Enquirer, so neither of them are exactly "sluggers."
1:29 am on March 30th, 2009
She was also in Commando, let's not short change her here. Milano is a definite yes, a 30-something man's wet dream.
9:47 am on March 30th, 2009
Just cause she has flings with pitchers does mean that is going to go after Cliff Lee thats just studip!
1:23 pm on March 30th, 2009
Yes, that's very "studip."
1:41 pm on March 30th, 2009
Not only is Milano gorgeous, she likes the name "Brad." I, for one, have no qualms with this.
11:55 pm on March 30th, 2009
If sleeping with Alyssa Milano means your career tanks, where do i sign up!!!! If only i was a MLB pitcher!!!! Alyssa Milano, one of the hottest woman alive!!!!
2:31 am on August 21st, 2009
as long as she finally gets around to waxing her arms…for the love of gawd
4:16 pm on December 28th, 2009
I hear Milano can’t lay off the long hard sliders.